Knock-Knock
Ginny, NY
knock knock
who`s there
kitten
kitten who
you must be kitten me
Reuben, New Zealand
Knock knock
whos there?
harry.
harry who?
harry up,its cold out there.
Devin, VA
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
BANANA
BANANA WHO?
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
BANANA
BANANA WHO?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDNT SAY BANANA?
Cecelia - 10, California
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ida Ida Who?
Ida know who
Jessica F - 9, Canada
KNOCK
KNOCK
WHO THERE
BOO
BOO WHO
DONT CRY IT ONLY A JOKE
Melaina - 10, Pittsburgh
knock knock
whos their
honeycomb
honeycomb who
honey comb your hair
Jami C. - 11, Williamston, NC
Knock Knock
Who's there
Peter
Peter Who
No Peter Pan!
Caleb R - 11, Perth, Australia
knock-knock
whos's there
ooze
ooze who
ooze doors is this?
Becca C. - 7, Cincinnati, Ohio
Knock knock.
Who's there.
Banana
Banana Who
Knock knock
Who's there.
Banana
Banana Who
Knock knock
Who's there.
Orange
Orange who
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
brianna, 5 - Caribou/ME
knock knock
whos there
chear!
chear who!
chear for you
Kelee' Darrell, 9 - Atlanta, Georgia
knock knock
who's there
orange
orange
who orange
I love you
Cameron Belcher, Age 7-Charlotte, Florida
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
It's ok, its just a joke.
Gabriell H. Age 8, Missouri, USA
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dog's.
Dog's who?
No they don't. Owls hoo and dogs bark!
Megan Bellittieri, Age 10, N.Y. USA
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ah Choo who?
God bless you
Magdaly Gomez, Age 12, N.Y. USA
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita a book and you might learn something!
Scott McIntosh, Age 12, Huntsville, Al USA
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver You!
(I love you)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fire.
Fire who?
Fire you. :-)
Krissy PA, USA
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tarzan
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!
(stars and stripes forever)
Jeremy P. Bowers Manteca,
California
knock knock
who's there
honey comb
honey comb who
honey comb your hair
Kelly Scott - 10 - Gardner, KS
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Taiwan
Taiwan, who?
You Taiwan and I'll tie the other!
Ashley Williams, age 11,
Bradenton, FL
knock-knock
whose there
amos.
amos who?
a mosquito bit me
knock-knock
whose there
Andy
andy who?
and he bit me again
Knock -knock.
Whos there ?
Viper.
Viper who ?
viper nose- its running!
Joel Miller, 7 1/2 - Waterford,
Michigan
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo, who?
please don't cry!!
knock knock
who's there?
io.
io who?
iou
(I owe you)
Nikki, 13 - Spokane, Washington
knock knock
whos there
joe
joe who
joe mamma
Kerr Kids, Ohio
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow wh......?
MOO!
Joshua Diamond, 11 - Redding,
California
Knock-Knock,
Who's There?
Musket!
Musket, who?
Mus-ket home now...Bye-bye!!!
Brandon Rogers, 5 - Alabama
knock, knock
who's there
Ben
Ben who
Been knocking on your door all afternoon
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yodelayi!
Yodelayi who?
I didn't know you could yodel so well!
Matthew Allemand Luling,Louisiana
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie Q Chicken
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Megan,Elise,and Chicken
Megan,Elise,and Chicken who?
"He's Megan,Elise and Chicken it twice,gonna
find out who's naughty and nice..."
Knock knock
Who's there?
Musket
Musket who?
Musket in! The Martians are after me!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Odaris
Odaris who?
Odaris a bee on your shoulder!
Andrew Blanchette , age 10,
Wareham Massachusetts.
Knock Knock
Who`s there
Peacan
Peacan Who
Peacan somebody your own size.
Kenneth Crocker
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dwaine
Dwaine who?
Dwaine the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Christie age 6 Jacksonville
Florida
If I go on a trip around the world would you remember me in Texas?
Yes
Would you remember me in China?
Yes
Would you remember me in Japan?
Yes
Knock knock
Who's there?
You forgot me already
Joshua & Hannah, ages 10
& 7 - Rochester,Ny
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Cracker,
Cracker who?
Cracker'nother joke and I'm out'a here!
:)
Lauren Pleva, 10 - Brunswick, Ohio
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica me happy!!!
Kaitlan Marsden, 9 - Virginia
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris closed - that's why I knocked
Julia Bennett, 6 - Melbourne,
Australia
Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo Whoo Whoo - No need to Cry!
Suzette Chavira, 9 - Carlsbad, NM
Knock Knock
Who's there??
Knock Knock
Knock Knock Who?
Answer the door already!
From Mike Capace, 7 - Powell, Ohio
Knock knock
who's there
boo
boo who?
Don't cry its just a knock knock joke
Joseph Ramer age 8 Carrollton, VA
Knock Knock...
Who's there. . .
Amos...
Amos who...
a mosquito bit me
Knock knock
who's there
Andy
Andy who
andy bit me again!
Randi Chavez,Age 8 -
Tehachapi, California
Knock Knock?
Who's There?
Banana.
Banana, Who?
---
Knock Knock?
Who's There?
Banana.
Banana, Who?
---
Knock Knock?
Who's There?
Banana.
Banana, Who?
---
Knock Knock?
Who's There?
Orange.
Orange, Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
---
"Oh Yes! We are glad!
Knock Knock?
Who's There?
Banana.
Banana, Who?
---
Knock Knock?
Who's There?
Banana.
Banana, Who?
---
Knock Knock?
Who's There?
Banana.
Banana, Who?
---
Knock Knock?
Who's There?
Orange.
Orange, Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
---
"Oh Yes! We are glad!
Naomi Harris, 9 - Hallsville,
Missouri, USA
Knock Knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange you going to let me in!
Heather Scott
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Whale.
Whale who?
Whale will you let me in or won't you?
Lucas Milne - Age 8, from Granada,
MN
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
BOO!
Boo who?
DON'T CRY, IT'S ONLY A JOKE
Arthur Coodle, Jr. - Rivertown
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ach.
Ach who?
God bless you!
from Chad, age 4:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Parks Hendry
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Don't cry it's only me.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Twig!
Twig who?
Twig or tweet!
Scott McIntosh
knock knock.
Whose there?
banana.
banana Who?
Banana split.
Lindsey Cederholm, 5years old,
Richmond VA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old Lady.
Little old Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
C.Sousa (no other name or
information given)
knock knock
who's there?
buzz
buzz who
buzz bunny's hair
Sam Feldottoe, Age 5 - Colorado
Springs, CO
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
lettuce out. It's cold in here!
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